Chris Cooley was the most fun friend I never had. He’s the guy that you hoped would show up to your party but you weren’t quite sure would. He’s the guy that breaks out the beer pong table at your little sister’s graduation party. Well, at least I like to think he would. Like most fans, I didn’t know Chris Cooley, and like most fans I thought he was great. Why? Because he tried to revitalize tight shorts, because he enjoyed Tony Romo’s failure, because he married The Redskinette, because he caught 428 balls and 33 tds, because he referred to himself as Captain Chaos, because he deposited his $9 million check at a drive-in, but mostly because despite all this, he seemed down to earth. So Chris, from all of us, thank you for being the guy that for eight years invited the fans to experience just how fun being a professional football player can be.
P.S.- If you think your game is up for it, re-racks are only on 6 and 3.